that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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