ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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