Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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