I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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