u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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