More tranny stories later!
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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