Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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