Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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