I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
