So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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