Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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