Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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