does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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