What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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