clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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