The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Less talking, more tequila
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
