dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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