fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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