I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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