They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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