Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
this just has baby written all over it
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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