do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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