Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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