thus making me awesome and them whores
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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