OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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