Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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