Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
