That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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