Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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