yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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