I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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