I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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