So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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