i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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