i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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