Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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