i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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