How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Randomize
