i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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