We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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