btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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