Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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