Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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