He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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