Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
