Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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