honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
