if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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