oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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