Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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