WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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