You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Panties = found
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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