This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just gargled with NyQuil
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
