no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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